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post #1 of Old 08-09-2006, 01:20 PM Thread Starter
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Ethel

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around
> the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum
> speed on the long corridors.
>
> Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
> residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
>
> One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky
> Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a
> firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished
> around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to
> him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
>
> As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold
> popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of
> insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and
> held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As
> Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of
> her, butt-naked, and holding his "You-Know-What" in his hand.
>
> "Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that damn Breathalyzer Test again!!!"

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